Look, I’m not mad you used ChatGPT.
I get it — it’s fast, free, and doesn’t need coffee breaks.But if you didn’t bother to humanize it?
Yeah, I’ll catch you in 60 seconds or less. Here’s how:
1. You Start With “In Today’s Fast-Paced World...”
Ah yes, the most overused opening on the internet.
Nobody talks like that — not in real life, not in real writing. Instant giveaway.
2. Your Sentences Sound Like a Corporate Memo
It’s all “leveraging strategies” and “synergizing growth.”
But… what are you actually saying? It’s clean, sure — but it’s also empty.
3. Zero Personality
Perfect grammar. No slang. No quirks.
It’s like a robot tried to be polite and ended up being boring. Where’s you in this?
4. Balanced to the Point of Bland
Every point ends with “on the other hand…”
Why are you afraid to take a side? Real humans have opinions.
5. Your Breakup Post Sounds Like a Press Release
If you’re announcing your dog’s birthday or your career shift and it sounds like a LinkedIn CEO update — you’ve officially entered AI autopilot.
Final Thought?
Using AI isn’t cheating — it’s smart.
But if you don’t tweak it, trim it, or add your own spice?
We’ll know. Instantly.
Keep it real. Or at least, keep it you.
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